Ok so this was how it started. I was on the bus, a very long bus ride, listening to Telephone, and then I suddenly started thinking about our HC studies, and TADA! I come up with this nonsense idea to change the lyrics of Lady Gaga's song!
For obvious reasons I can't sing it and post it on Youtube and perhaps become an overnight sensation with millions of views. But if you would like to sing it you are very welcome to give it a shot.
So here's my version of Telephone, inspired by the many hours of mugging sessions in Hwa Chong. Enjoy. Feel free to give comments, I don't mind if you hate it this is really just a silly way for me to show off my "creativity". Feel free to edit the lyrics too!
My suggestion is that you sing along to the actual song. Haha.
TELEPHONE (MUGGER'S REMIX)
Hello, hello, baby:
You called, I can't hear a thing.
I have got no signal
in the school library.
Wha-Wha-What did you say?
Oh, you're breaking up on me.
Sorry I cannot hear you,
I'm kinda busy.
K-Kinda busy
K-Kinda busy
Sorry, I cannot hear you, I'm kinda busy.
Just a second,
I'm about to solve this equation
And I cannot text you
The answer to your question
You shoulda get a tutor yeah
My notes don't come for free
And now you won't stop calling me;
I'm kinda busy
Stop callin' Stop callin'
I don't wanna think anymore!
I left my mind and my brain in the test hall
Stop callin' Stop callin'
I don't wanna talk anymore!
I left my mind and my brain in the test hall
A, A, A, A, A, A, A, A, A, A, A
I want to get my
A, A, A, A, A, A, A, A, A, A, A
I'm busy!
A, A, A, A, A, A, A, A, A, A, A
I need to get my
A, A, A, A, A, A, A, A, A, A, A
Cause I got a U
For BT2
And you're not gonna reach my telephone!
So I need to mug
No time to talk
And you're not gonna reach my telephone!
Boy, the way you blowin' up my phone
won't make me leave no faster
Turn off my GC faster
Close my books no faster
I shoulda switched on silent mode
cause this is a disaster
Callin' like a collector
Sorry, I cannot answer
Not that I don't like you,
But I need to study.
And I am sick and tired of my phone r-ringing.
A levels're 'round the corner
And I have no time to waste
Tonight I'm not taking no calls,
'Cause I'll be mugging!
'Cause I'll be mugging!
'Cause I'll be mugging!
Tonight I'm not taking no calls, 'cause I'll be mugging
Stop callin' Stop callin'
I don't wanna think anymore!
I left my mind and my brain in the test hall
Stop callin' Stop callin'
I don't wanna talk anymore!
I left my mind and my brain in the test hall
Stop callin' Stop callin'
I don't wanna think anymore!
I left my mind and my brain in the test hall
Stop callin' Stop callin'
I don't wanna talk anymore!
I left my mind and my brain in the test hall
A, A, A, A, A, A, A, A, A, A, A
I want to get my
A, A, A, A, A, A, A, A, A, A, A
I'm busy!
A, A, A, A, A, A, A, A, A, A, A
I need to get my
A, A, A, A, A, A, A, A, A, A, A
Cause I got a U
For BT2
And you're not gonna reach my telephone!
So I need to mug
No time to talk
And you're not gonna reach my telephone!
Cause I got a U
For BT2
And you're not gonna reach my telephone!
So I need to mug
No time to talk
And you're not gonna reach my telephone!
My telephone!
M-m-my telephone!
Cause I got a U
For BT2
And you're not gonna reach my telephone!
My telephone!
M-m-my telephone!
Cause I got a U
For BT2
And you're not gonna reach my telephone!
Alright haha this is purely for the fun of it nothing personal yeah?
and if you're not laughing now you better start!
eileen