"A young 14-year-old boy in Shanghai has been discover to be drinking gasoline to be like his hero, wait for it, Optimus Prime. Too bad now the kid has no idea what a prime number is!
His parents, who also are big gas guzzlers themselves, finally saw a problem with it when the kid couldn't add "7 and 17." Why they decided to drink the fossil fuel, they don't say, but they finally brought the kid to a doctor.
According to the physician at the Shanghai hospital, "the gasoline contains a lot of lead, which can do harm to people's brains. To make thing even worse, the boy is in the physical development stage, and the lead has caused serious damage to his body."
Well, he sure as hell isn't going to turn into a giant robot!
People are just stoopid."
From http://perezhilton.com
this is plain retarded. i mean, the PARENTS tried drinking gasoline too-.-
minxuan