"Woke up today at 6.00 a.m... Went to see the Mirror straight, saw that my pimple on the nose had gone, what better way to start a day of fruitful and fun chee-honging than to look good?

Finished Breakfast... Purposely waited until 6.30 to leave the house and board the bus. The rationale being that more people come to school later in buses, which in other words, mean more girls come to school later. So if i meet one girl that i know, i can have a full bus trip of uninteruppted chee-honging... Just what i exactly need to instill the confidence for me to chee hong my other targets later...

Alas, i didn't know any of the girl in the bus. Nevertheless, i proceeded to sit beside this random girl whose school i didn't even know... Attempted to sing songs quietly and make it look im dam sensitive but she daoed me totally... Emoed for the rest of the trip....

Reached the school canteen. Looked around fervently for girls to chee-hong, but sadly, most of the chio and famaliar girls that i know were with people i didn't know.... Its weird to go chee hong grils if there are people you dunno around them....

Rule Number 1: The key to be the best chee hong king is not to have a chee hong reputation

So dejected and listless at being unable to have a conversation with any girl that i knew for even a short while, i made my way to the class bench with that glimmer of hope that i can chee hong more later...

Saw my classmate girls reading at the class bench... Sadly, cause the girls that read the short stories (aka chai's book) tend to be nerdy and the girls that read the magazines (like eileen's magazine) tend to be bimboish.. (i not saying chai and eileen are what i described them)... However, that wasn't to deter my aim of chee honging at least 5 girls sucessfully today... So i found some random crap lame excuse to talk to the girl reading the book, mentioning stuff like my great intellectual ability and how sensitive and how cool i am as well

However, i couldn't chee hong for long as the bell rang for us to go for flag raising... Sad and dejected, i made my way to the central plaza at a totally wasted morning..."

EH THIS IS NOT MY OWN THOUGHTS FYI!