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Law of Conservation of Love:
The total amount of love in any system remains constant.

Newton's First Law of Love:
A person will tend to remain not in love or continue loving the same person, unless an external net love acts on him or her.

Newton's Second Law of Love:
The net love someone has is directly proportional to his or her love momentum, and is in the same direction.

Newton's Third Law of Love:
If Person A loves Person B, Person B will love back Person A with the same magnitude but opposite in direction.

Zeroth Law of Love-odynamics:
If two people are in love with the same person, they are in love with each other too.

Kirchhoff's Love Law:
The total amount of love a person gets will be equal to the total amount of love he or she gives others.

Le Chatelier's Principle of Love:
If a person's love for another person changes, the system's love equilibrium will shift to partially counter-act the change.

Valence Love Electron Pair Repulsion Theory:
Love competitors will arrange themselves so as to minimise repulsion among themselves.

Mathematical Induction of Love:
Let P(n) be the proposition that I love you on Day n.
First, show that P(1) is true => I love you on the first day.
Next, assuming P(k) is true, i.e. I love you on the kth day, show that P(k+1) is also true, i.e. I also love you on the (k+1)th day.
Hence, by Mathematical Induction of Love, I love you everyday.

Hess' Law of Love:
The change in love composition of a system is independent of the pathway taken, and only dependent on the final and initial states of the parties involved.

Markovnikov's Love Rule:If a guy is attached to two girls, a third girl would be more likely to attach to him.
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