1) Love affairs : Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five day test.

2) Lecture : An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through “the minds of either”

3) Conference : The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

4) Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

5) Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water-power ..

6) Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens & everybody disagrees later on.

7) Ecstasy : A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before. 

8) Classic : A book which people praise, but do not read.

9) Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

10) Office : A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

11) Etc. : A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

12) Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together