Hello world!
Actually, just hello 6B; but because the world is ending in four years anyway, i thought it prudent to address everyone.
Okay guys! For those of you who haven't heard A-Han's most dreadful account of how it all ends, here it is. For those of you who have, here it is, ANYWAY.
Right, so the world ends in four years.
Why? Because the icebergs feel like melting lorh.
Terrible, I know. But don't panic! Here's what you, we, me, and other assorted entities can do, assuming ceteris paribus (heehee):
FIRST, we eat veggies. Because veggies are not only green, they are also good for your health. Granted, you might go green after eating them, but you're saving the world! You know how it is.
-proceeds to munch on convenient meat pau.-
SECOND, we uhh. tell cold jokes? So we alleviate the stress on the environment, and subsequently, the icebergs themselves. This is because people and things the world over are all one big farmily. The icebergs will thus feel loved that we are doing so many things for them and might decide not to melt after all, the little buggers.
THIRD, we kill cows. Because they not only produce a frigging large amount of methane, they also produce a frigging large amount of cow pats. Last year, highschool had an adventure camp of sorts to Nepal. It wasn't so much about climbing mountains, it was more of climbing mountains, AND evading cowpats. Inconsiderate buggers. Also, beef is delicious. Leather is good too.
FOURTH, we can all give up and go study rocks. That would make me very happy, yay.
FIFTH, and this is the best so far, we study physics. Because hwachong students are all guai kias (except elson, that one guailan kia >( ) who can prioritise and mug. Everyone knows this (if you don't, you noob!) but physics is in seven frigging days and the only thing I know about it is that physicists shoot monkeys (or winnie the pooh barring the former) for peace of mind. Go figure.
Yeah, there you have it. The world ends in four years, and there's nothing you, we, me, and other assorted entities can do about it.
Other than go NS KNN!
Maybe we'll go out with a bang, like the dinosaurs. You know the asteroids? That'd be awesome, like a huge extended fireworks display! Makes the one they have on newyears' eve seem like damp squibs, yay.
Makes me look forward to 2012, actually.
boo.
